Last night I had a lovely dinner with my boyfriend and we went for a walk afterwards. As I was opining the horrors of having to return to my dull job in the morning, he gave me a delightful suggestion of how to occupy my time during the day. It was brilliant! And so here I present to you all a series of odes to my boyfriend’s bootyliciousness. I hope they give you all a light on this dark Wednesday to guide you to beauteous Friday.
Round, firm, delicious
Just juicy enough to love
Bootylicious ass
I sit on the couch
You are busy, bustling to and fro
I cannot help but watch as you pass by me
Your jeans cup, gently rubbing across skin
Oh that I were those jeans
And could be that close
Spooned lovingly around your cheeks
Giving you the support and comfort
That your gracious gluteus deserves
My hands unconsciously curve to match
The curves of your cuppable caboose
Oh perfection!
Oh beauty!
Shining with the light of divine creation
Glowing in the morning sunlight (as my x-ray vision can see through your jeans)
I am in awe
Jaw-dropping awe
You turn to move into another room
I sigh, but your glorious fanny lives on in my memory
Outshining all other posteriors
Pretending to be badonkadonk
Apple-Bottom John
I like to sneak a squeeze in the middle of a crowded space
So you know I’m appreciating your fine fanny
It’s a secret for the two of us
And we know from the matching grins on our faces
There are some happy cheeks here
We Got So Far To Go 